Dr. M is around 60 years old.
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Dr. M: What's this? T-waves not
tented. I would've said
peaked.
Me: Isn't it "tall tented t-waves"?
Dr. M: What was that?
Me: Tall tented t-waves.
Dr. M: Really? Tall, tented, t-waves ... ta!
Me: *laughs*
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Dr. M: Let's go through long-stay patients. Mr. X, let's see, 50 days! What's wrong with Mr. X?
Hypoglycemia. Why don't you give him some sugar?
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Andrew: Well, you're the expert.
Dr. M: X marks the spot, and a spurt is a drop of water under pressure.
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In the middle of my case presentation ...Dr. M: Do you have Facebook?
Me: I do.
Dr. M: How many friends have you got?
Me: I keep it pretty small .. 50?
Dr. M: How much time do you spend on it? Wait, 30 minutes, 30 to 60 minutes, or over 60 minutes?
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Dr. M: Are you from Italy?
Patient: Yes.
Dr. M: Which part of Italy?
Patient: Palermo.
Dr. M: Sicily! Do you watch Inspector Montalbano?
Patient: ....??
Dr. M: Inspector Montalbano! It's on SBS!
Patient: ...??
Dr. M: It's about a policeman in Sicily.
Patient: I was a policeman in Sicily.
Dr. M: You were! Then you HAVE to watch Inspector Montalbano.